what if I'm pregnant?
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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she peed on how many people?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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