everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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