Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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