My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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