yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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