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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
this is an emotional support booty call
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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