it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think my moral compass just broke
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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