you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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