: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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