i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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