I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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