I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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