Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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