No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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