Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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