He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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