The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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