maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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