you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Dignity is for republicans.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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