he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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