$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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