Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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