i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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