If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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