can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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