ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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