Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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