Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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