Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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