yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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