batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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