the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Send help, water and tortillas.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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