After last night, I could never be a politician.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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