Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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