yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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