Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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