I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Drunk is not a location!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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