So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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