Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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