your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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