how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize