Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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