I must be too annoying 4 u.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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