I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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