He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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