break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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