i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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