ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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