she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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