hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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